- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
A heartbreaking tale by Demi Lovato
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
I SAID I’D NEVER LET YOU FALL AND I ALWAYS MEANT IT
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
Congrats One Direction for winning Top Group, Best New Artist and Top Pop Artist at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards!
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold